An inane and arcane rule yes but a rule none the less. Breaking this rule jeopardizes my livelihood and exposes me to the very real threat of criminal prosecution.

All mention of illegal substances is forbidden. All of our products are for tobacco use only. If after being politely reminded of "The Rule", you continue, we will regretfully have to ask you to leave the store.

Until such inanity and arcaneness ceases, we all have to play the game, as stupid as it may seem to us.

Thank You
Melvin